so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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