oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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