And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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