There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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