im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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