She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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