i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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