Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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