Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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