A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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