so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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