I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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