We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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