New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I look better un-naked...
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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