Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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