This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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