He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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