remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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