You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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