Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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