I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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