hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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