i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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