im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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