Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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