I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Actions speak louder than pants.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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