I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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