Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Randomize
