You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize