im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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