I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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