PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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