It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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