Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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