Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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