i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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