I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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