5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Randomize
