About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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