Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have feelings that need drinking.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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