You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize