can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
