quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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