Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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