Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I party with great urgency now.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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