Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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