Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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