So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
and you fell through a lawn chair
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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