I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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