So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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