Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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