that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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