Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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