don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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