I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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