we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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