I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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