Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
How external is "for external use only"?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
