Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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